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Funny Pick Up Lines

  • I want you to be the girl who takes my virginity.
  • I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart.
  • You look familiar, didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.
  • Can I buy you a drink or do you prefer cash?
  • Smile, if you want to have sex with me.
  • You look fabulous! [pause] for your age.
  • I like every bone in your body, especially mine.
  • Damn Girl, you’re cute, let me get your email address.
  • I don’t really believe in love at first sight, until I saw you.
  • Damn Girl, your ass is bigger than my future!
  • If I were a cat i’d spend all 9 lives with you.
  • I’m feeling a little bit off today, but you definitely turned me on.

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